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Post by Hades. on Oct 6, 2007 16:31:40 GMT -5
MY SKIN MADE IT TO THE DEFAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I win : )
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Post by The Arcade Drummer on Oct 6, 2007 18:37:23 GMT -5
Well yeah. First of all, it looks good, and it's also a good idea for October nevertheless.
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Post by Hades. on Oct 6, 2007 18:42:16 GMT -5
>.> <.< *runs up and down and stops, pounding an object against the ground* TOUCHDOWN, BITCHESSSSSSS!!!1 Thanks soooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!
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Post by The Arcade Drummer on Oct 6, 2007 19:32:46 GMT -5
Hey, thanks for the skin. lol.
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Post by Hades. on Oct 6, 2007 22:57:41 GMT -5
Lol, ya welcome oh.....AND PLEASE POST EVERYWHERE!!! why do people do this? they post everyewhere where no one expects nor wants them to post ._. imma kill you, popcorn
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Post by The Arcade Drummer on Oct 8, 2007 11:53:40 GMT -5
Umm, I'm not 100% sure what you're talking about though...
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Post by darkswimer15 on Oct 8, 2007 12:19:07 GMT -5
yay im in school sitting next to jared this is fun we got this nice long e-mail from our friend liz jared or i will post below,
it is quite funny
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Post by wolfwood9099 on Oct 8, 2007 12:29:04 GMT -5
Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners.
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30
12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.
18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
19. Shots rang out, as shots are won't to do.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
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Post by Hades. on Oct 8, 2007 19:06:40 GMT -5
WOW that was random.
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Post by wolfwood9099 on Oct 9, 2007 21:42:53 GMT -5
hah yea but wasnt it funny, idk dante wanted so i put it up there
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Post by darkswimer15 on Oct 10, 2007 11:12:16 GMT -5
thats right jared does what i want...
ok i just realized how wrong that sounds...
its not my fault ok OKAY
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Post by The Arcade Drummer on Oct 10, 2007 17:31:55 GMT -5
Wow Dante, Jared does what you want, eh? I must say, those are by far the worst metaphors I've ever heard in my life, lol. Hmm, some pretty bad similes too. So yeah, I lol'd all through that, and people in the library are looking at me wierd. lol, j/k. Funny nevertheless. Good post.
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Post by Hades. on Oct 11, 2007 17:27:58 GMT -5
They made me laugh and that sounded perverted
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Post by darkswimer15 on Oct 11, 2007 18:43:34 GMT -5
they would make a deaf dumb and bling retard laugh,
and i didnt realize how perverted it was untill afterwards OKAY
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Post by Hades. on Oct 12, 2007 11:07:55 GMT -5
uhuh...SURE
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