Post by Box of Rain on Nov 25, 2007 5:27:14 GMT -5
I r playing this game nao.
Okay serious time. I enjoy it so far. I love the fact that you can annihilate the fuck out of people. >:3 I FUCKIN' LOVE ELIMINATING! Bwahahaha Ra'virr, you mutha fukka. I have ur goods.
Anyways. I'm in a bit of a pickle. I have to to the region of Molag Mur )something like that) and get a puzzle box from a cave that some loli lover wants. No biggie, huh? Yeah ok. Aside from there's this douchebag who can generate effing skeletons with KILL IT WITH FIRE powers, and he's electrocuting me at the same time.
I tried to take him out, when finally I decided to just make a break for it. The faggot followed me all the Balmora. THAT'S A FIVE MINUTE WALK. WHICH IS SERIOUS BUSINESS IN VIDEO GAMES.
So that's when my slaughter fest began. I had to run into the booksellers house, sleep in his bed, and then kill him to use his house as my quarters. The bastard was still outside. So I jumped off the staircase and ran to Ra'Viir where I drank sujamma and got crunk. I then pwn'd his ass hardcore and raeped his goods. I now have a fiend katana worth 9000 gold. (not forced joke) So I thought, "Now is the time for punishment."
I went outside, and still got majorly killed. I said, "Fuck this." I went back to Seyda Neen and wiped out all the scum. I killed Adarsarrtus or whatever and then freed and then killed her slaves. Then I went to Pelgorias or something and slaughtered those pigs. I am now level 2.
I decide to make a pilgramage back to Balmora.
I'm thinking dickweed should be gone by then, right? He should go back to his bridge like the little troll he is..
WRONG.
There's the CP loving Goatse-freak waiting for me in Balmora. I said, FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
But now I have come to the conclusion that I should be able to make it into the cave nao and get the fukken puzzlebox for that asshole so I can continue on with my quest. Wish me luck. ~~~
Okay serious time. I enjoy it so far. I love the fact that you can annihilate the fuck out of people. >:3 I FUCKIN' LOVE ELIMINATING! Bwahahaha Ra'virr, you mutha fukka. I have ur goods.
Anyways. I'm in a bit of a pickle. I have to to the region of Molag Mur )something like that) and get a puzzle box from a cave that some loli lover wants. No biggie, huh? Yeah ok. Aside from there's this douchebag who can generate effing skeletons with KILL IT WITH FIRE powers, and he's electrocuting me at the same time.
I tried to take him out, when finally I decided to just make a break for it. The faggot followed me all the Balmora. THAT'S A FIVE MINUTE WALK. WHICH IS SERIOUS BUSINESS IN VIDEO GAMES.
So that's when my slaughter fest began. I had to run into the booksellers house, sleep in his bed, and then kill him to use his house as my quarters. The bastard was still outside. So I jumped off the staircase and ran to Ra'Viir where I drank sujamma and got crunk. I then pwn'd his ass hardcore and raeped his goods. I now have a fiend katana worth 9000 gold. (not forced joke) So I thought, "Now is the time for punishment."
I went outside, and still got majorly killed. I said, "Fuck this." I went back to Seyda Neen and wiped out all the scum. I killed Adarsarrtus or whatever and then freed and then killed her slaves. Then I went to Pelgorias or something and slaughtered those pigs. I am now level 2.
I decide to make a pilgramage back to Balmora.
I'm thinking dickweed should be gone by then, right? He should go back to his bridge like the little troll he is..
WRONG.
There's the CP loving Goatse-freak waiting for me in Balmora. I said, FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
But now I have come to the conclusion that I should be able to make it into the cave nao and get the fukken puzzlebox for that asshole so I can continue on with my quest. Wish me luck. ~~~